Misfit Toys

A host of random thoughts that when sifted will eventually make sense. There is no chaff, only wheat, cream of wheat, puffed wheat, Wheaties, wheat germ, wheat ale, Shreaded Wheat, Wheat Thins, and Weetabix Posts are excellent quotes I never wanna lose, intriguing bits, and metaphysical rambles. I'm no one thing in particular nor is this blog.

Shari and I debated as to which phrase encapsulates me or defines me. Both of us had the same thought, one of my catchphrases. And while quite evocative, methinks "Fuck me up the goat-ass" would bring all the wrong kind of people here by accident...

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Sat Oct 31

Boyfriend just revealed that he did not know the unspoken law that a light on the porch means you have candy for trick or treaters. Caught, he argued that a light and decorations mean that. We have 6 pumpkins on the porch.

He didn’t know this social contract and he’s 28 years old. Makes you worry- what else doesn’t he know?

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