Misfit Toys

A host of random thoughts that when sifted will eventually make sense. There is no chaff, only wheat, cream of wheat, puffed wheat, Wheaties, wheat germ, wheat ale, Shreaded Wheat, Wheat Thins, and Weetabix Posts are excellent quotes I never wanna lose, intriguing bits, and metaphysical rambles. I'm no one thing in particular nor is this blog.

Shari and I debated as to which phrase encapsulates me or defines me. Both of us had the same thought, one of my catchphrases. And while quite evocative, methinks "Fuck me up the goat-ass" would bring all the wrong kind of people here by accident...

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Sat Oct 24

hoarr:

There are moments in my life where my brain goes, “Seriously, dude? Seriously??”.

This is one of them. Using Pretzel Snaps, Hershey Kisses, and KISS M&M’s, I made a bunch of these things for tonight’s horror movie party. Trust me, if I was in the right state of mind mentally, I would have already created a punny name for these things that would have only appealed to two of my followers.

If I don’t think of something good in 24 hours, I’ll consider myself a failure.

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