December 2008
MTV, etc going dark at midnight for Time Warner... →
danhacker:
jeffbaum:
That’s some bullshit. Time Warner and Viacom better work this out soon or else I’ll work it out for them. In the form of swift unsatisfied cable subscriber vigilante justice.
I found out about this at lke 1am this morning. I have illegal cable so I can’t complain but I watch a lot of VH1 and Comedy Central. I’m fucked til BSG starts up again. I’m tired...
The Beautiful Simplicity That Is Sometimes...
I’m a female college student and a feminist. I expect equal pay, equal treatment, and fairness when it comes to chores at home. But I have fantasies of domestic discipline. Some days I’d like to rush home and clean the apartment and make dinner for my boyfriend wearing only an apron. Then I’d appreciate it if he’d find some excuse, something I did wrong, and spank me...
Him: You know what would be great right now?
Me: Hot Chocolate.
Him: Damn.
[five minutes later]
Him: You know what we need to watch after this [John Carpenter's Escape from New York]?
Me: The Warriors.
Him: I love you.
Man in Santa Suit Kills at Least 6 at Holiday... →
defixiones:
suddenly:via robot-heart
Watched two movies involving xmas and murder and this news is just too convenient.
QUICK!
realrealsoft:
the only thing i have to roll a joint with is onionskin from a bible, and though i am not religious, this just seems super evil. any other ideas for things i can make quickly that aren’t apple bongs?!
Use the table of contents or the index. Indices, while useful, aren’t holy. Also indire need you can always rub the liner off a gum rapper. It’s been done I swear.
Also,...
It’s just so magical when Ralphie, sitting there mildly contented with presents but still disappointed, realizes that there’s a hidden present. ‘Red Rider’ is like the epitome of magical fulfilment. In wrapping paper.
For an ex-con biker bounty hunter, Dog sure has pretty handwriting.
update...
hydeordie:
I’m in Texas, at my mom’s place (which is freezing) and she doesn’t have any blankets. So I am wearing two of her robes and am about to put socks on. I thought it was going to be like 70 in houston today? I definitely did not pack adequately for this trip.
Also, she has no food. Literally zero food. Less food then I have in my house. I’m hungry, bring snacks.
Whore! Are you...