Misfit Toys

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A host of random thoughts that when sifted will eventually make sense. There is no chaff, only wheat, cream of wheat, puffed wheat, Wheaties, wheat germ, wheat ale, Shreaded Wheat, Wheat Thins, and Weetabix Posts are excellent quotes I never wanna lose, intriguing bits, and metaphysical rambles. I'm no one thing in particular nor is this blog.


Shari and I debated as to which phrase encapsulates me or defines me. Both of us had the same thought, one of my catchphrases. And while quite evocative, methinks "Fuck me up the goat-ass" would bring all the wrong kind of people here by accident...
Sun Nov 22

jessibelboobstein:

misfittoys:

Why won’t my tattoo artist email me back?!

All tattoo artists are too busy and too cool for everyone. That is all.

Who do you see btw?

All my current ink was done at Regeneration in Boston/Allston. But I’m gonna start seeing Cara Massacre for this piece if she agrees. She did my teammate Hispanic Panic’s bigass Carmen Miranda portrait and I’m impressed.

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giant-girls: neighborhoodr-washingtonheights: Fort Deli & Gourmet, 4500 Broadway Take That Jim Gaffigan!

giant-girls:

neighborhoodr-washingtonheights:

Fort Deli & Gourmet, 4500 Broadway

Take That Jim Gaffigan!

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Why won’t my tattoo artist email me back?!

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Sat Nov 21
onemorefortheroad: hoarr: Way back in July at my first meetup, I promised something to the Austin Tumblrs that I’ve neglected up to this point.  Right now, I’m just posting a feeler to gauge interest and to see what the general feelings are about this. The current plan is to hold this event at onemorefortheroad’s house on Saturday December 12th.  The only questions I ask are: Does this work for you, Austinites?What kind of food would you prefer??Are any of you vegetarians??? I’ll post more details once things are finalized.  Reblog, comment, or email me what you think: bsbarrera@gmail.com ? You just shut your filthy whore mouth! Tell me the menus and I’ll do the dessert.

onemorefortheroad:

hoarr:

Way back in July at my first meetup, I promised something to the Austin Tumblrs that I’ve neglected up to this point.  Right now, I’m just posting a feeler to gauge interest and to see what the general feelings are about this.

The current plan is to hold this event at onemorefortheroad’s house on Saturday December 12th.  The only questions I ask are:

Does this work for you, Austinites?
What kind of food would you prefer??
Are any of you vegetarians???

I’ll post more details once things are finalized.  Reblog, comment, or email me what you think:

bsbarrera@gmail.com

?

You just shut your filthy whore mouth! Tell me the menus and I’ll do the dessert.

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JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

jessibelboobstein:

hurricane-k:

jessibelboobstein:

hurricane-k:

(I’ve gorged on guacamole and ice cream all night. And wine. And I’m drunk. And I’m considering a brief nap followed by a trip to Hole in the Wall. Alone (as I said before). I have the most intense desire to make out with someone. Stronger than I’ve felt in ages.) TELL ME WHAT TO DO, TUMBLR.

I really like this show, btdubs.

I’m a lady. And I really like men, so this is not a proposition to make out…sorry. But you and I are both in Austin, both sitting at home like bums and both wanting to go out…I may wanna make out with someone later, probably because that’s just what I do. Why are we not friends?

Uhm, I would very much like to be your friend. Let’s make this happen. email me at hurricane.k.tumblr@gmail.com and we can exchange numbers, etc to make sure we don’t both end up crying on tumblr on a future Friday night.

Oh gurl, this is going to happen.

H-K invite boobstein out to lunch with us!

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Headed home

“Wind Cries Mary” is on klbj. Only “Castles Made of Sand” could be more apropos.

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Thank you Tumblr friends- it’s bizarre that your “likes” can make me feel better. I still feel like I let people down somehow. Even though I’m not a captain and didn’t personally do drafts. Thank you.

Support the Tonya Hardings!

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Ugh. I miss my Tonya Hardings. Eva, Hell, Ethyl, Rebel, Greta, Ditzy- I’m thinking of you nonstop.

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God I hope they know I did everything I could. Everything. I fought for my girls.

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Drafts

I lost my derby courtesan to another team!!!! And my Tonya Hardings by and large weren’t drafted. Trying to make a good night of it with my teams new recruits but my heart is still broken.

If my TH girls give up now I won’t know what to do with myself. My best friends will be gone and I’ll lose the option to pull them into our games.

This is one of the hardest nights I’ve ever had. I did everything I could for them and it wasn’t enough.

Serious case of the sads.

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