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Fri Sep 19

The problem with tattoos…

When you have tattoos and nearly everyone you know has tattoos, you kinda stop noticing tattoos. I just discovered I was teaching a full on heavy WP chick this spring. Like just now. Cause someone pointed out she has a big ass 1488 on her collarbone. She’s a mess of black lines over like 90% of her body so I never really noticed any one thing in particular.

HOW COULD I NOT NOTICE A GIANT 1488!!!

Flanked by Reichsadler! And a fucking Screwdriver crest! Granted that one is high up on her leg where I’d never see it skating, but still.

Fucking Christ. I feel unclean.

And to be clear, sure, they could be old and she can’t afford to have them removed or covered. But I just found out her skate number is also 1488!!!!! Jesus! I never saw her in a jersey or even knew she had a skate name or number when I was teaching her. Ugh.

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losethehours:

cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

do-you-have-a-flag:

i probably shouldn’t quote this bit as often as I do

this is one of my favorite jokes ever

no really

ever

Me too.

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toxic-piss:

goatslayer666:

strugglefuck:

So GWAR has a new lead singer by the name of Vulvatron. May she lead the scumdogs to glory

HAIL VULVATRON!

there’s gonna be SOOOO MANY butthurt bro-ass metalheads about this and I love it because fuck them

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zubat:

Always reblog the creator

zubat:

Always reblog the creator

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ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

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Thu Sep 18

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Katie Orlinsky

Cassandro in the Ring (The New Yorker‘s Photo Booth) Photos of Saúl Armendáriz, known to lucha libre devotees as Cassandro. Armendáriz is an exótico, an openly gay luchador who plays a drag-queen character and forgoes the customary mask in favor of a full face of makeup and coiffed hair


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congenitaldisease:

Melted and damaged mannequins after a fire at Madam Tussaud’s Wax Museum, 1925.

congenitaldisease:

Melted and damaged mannequins after a fire at Madam Tussaud’s Wax Museum, 1925.

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i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

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