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A host of random thoughts that when sifted will eventually make sense. There is no chaff, only wheat, cream of wheat, puffed wheat, Wheaties, wheat germ, wheat ale, Shreaded Wheat, Wheat Thins, and Weetabix Posts are excellent quotes I never wanna lose, intriguing bits, and metaphysical rambles. I'm no one thing in particular nor is this blog.


Shari and I debated as to which phrase encapsulates me or defines me. Both of us had the same thought, one of my catchphrases. And while quite evocative, methinks "Fuck me up the goat-ass" would bring all the wrong kind of people here by accident...
Fri Nov 6

derbygirl:

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:

seriouslythough:

I played soccer until college. The game has apparently changed.

Holy shit. I was always told to “watch the elbows” in high school. Which led me to master the art of giving someone the shoulder. You can put all of your weight into the other player as well as fly under the ref’s radar. It serves you well at bars too. I have seen and experienced (and probably given my fare share of) some shit on a soccer field, but I’ve never seen that level of dirty play. Yet, she only got a yellow card.

Maybe she just doesn’t like Mormons, maybe she’s got too much mercury in her diet, maybe she’s a horrible human being. Nevertheless she played dirty and she lost the game, but she’s on ESPN. Lesson?

Wow… that shit wouldn’t fly in roller derby, much less soccer. What the hell is wrong with that kid?

We’ve been joking about Rock Casbah doing this all day.

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Modern Family, En Garde

  • Mitchell: You had your own moments. You had cheerleading, and high school plays, and making out with the quarterback...
  • Claire: Oh come on, you made out with him, too.
  • Mitchell: Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.
  • Oh Modern Family, how I Love this show.
  • Misfittoys: As an ex-junior olympic fencer, this episode drove me crazy because it somewhat normalized fencing on tv, but it barely show any actual fencing. Son of a bitch!
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Found two vintage fridges on craigslist. I found one locally for $100 that’s in moderate condition. But then I found a slightly better one with more freezer space for $400 in San Antonio. It was kept in a church so it’s really wellkept. But they haven’t emailed me back! Come, please! I’m going for the cheaper one if I haven’t heard from the church by 11. I’ve been thinking about this since 6. The wait is killing me! Any advice for rehabbing or moving a fridge?

Found two vintage fridges on craigslist. I found one locally for $100 that’s in moderate condition. But then I found a slightly better one with more freezer space for $400 in San Antonio. It was kept in a church so it’s really wellkept. But they haven’t emailed me back!

Come, please! I’m going for the cheaper one if I haven’t heard from the church by 11. I’ve been thinking about this since 6. The wait is killing me!

Any advice for rehabbing or moving a fridge?

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melissanat:

breakupsong:

The Get Up Kids - Mass Pike

Because “Screaming Infidelities” was too long to type.

Is “emo-tastic” a word?

Definition of my college lovelife.

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I just bought my nephew his Tauntaun sleeping bag!

I just bought my nephew his Tauntaun sleeping bag!

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Zing wikipedia!

Zing wikipedia!

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Thu Nov 5

MSNBC you are the epitome of irresponsible journalism

You know your camera is still on right?

The press conference ended 5 minutes ago. Honey you hair looks fine. Quit itching your neck. Wow, that note pad sure is complicated. Oh hey tech crew- yeah she’s still got her wires on. It’s cool, she’s got it.

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12 dead, 31 wounded

First shots fired by one soldier at Soldier readiness facility (predeployment center). 2 more soldiers detained. Confirmed by commanding general.

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Count is now 9 dead, 30+ wounded

Shots just now fired in a residential area on post. My god.

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